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Most jobs need a mind. This one just needs a humanoid robot that won't quit.
Queuing costs you an hour of your Saturday. Take it back and spend it on people instead. See your friends. Ring your parents. Your kids would quite like to know what you look like. Meanwhile a humanoid robot stands on the hot pavement in your place, and it couldn't care less. No feet to ache, no phone to go flat, no view on the humidity. It waits exactly where you left it until your table's ready.
Why it works
Never bored
Never distracted
Never needs a break
How it works
Tell us where
A unit takes the spot
It holds, you don't
You swap in
Where it works
Dim sum & tea houses
Roast meat & noodle shops
New openings & hyped kitchens
Anywhere else a line forms
Questions people actually ask
Is it actually a robot?
Yes. There's no person standing in for it and no driver hidden nearby. The unit in the queue is running on ReplaceYouBot's own automated queue-holding models, the same one in the photos above.
How much does it cost?
We haven't set a price yet. This is a live pilot, and the booking form asks what you'd consider a fair hourly rate rather than quoting one. Nothing is charged today.
What happens once the line moves?
The unit reads the queue and moves up with it like anyone else waiting. Once your table is close, you get a message and walk over to take the place.
Do I have to stand there myself?
No, that's the whole point. Book a unit, name where and when, and go spend the hour on something better. It holds your position until you walk back.
Which one are you?
Two ways in. Pick the side that sounds like you, fill that one, and ignore the other.